Author: Christine

Sure, I enjoy the great DaVinci’s Notebook classics like “The Irish Drinking Song” (We’ll throw up, pass out, wake up and go drinking once again…) and “Internet Porn”, but I was thrilled beyond belief to discover they actually have a song about your favorite eating utensil and mine … the SPORK! Ah, good things. Good things. I think the Spork Posse has a theme song, at least until someone writes one just for us.

By the way, know what happens when you’re 34 floors up and the city is covered in fog? You can’t see a thing and you feel like you’re stuck inside a cloud! What happened to my view? I want my view back!

Love Bridget Jones’ Diary? Love Lord of the Rings? Well now you can have the best of both worlds thanks to The Very Secret Diaries by Cassandra Claire. Thank goodness they put that warning on the page – they saved my monitor from some serious spray! Read them in the order they are listed on the page, otherwise the jokes that span across them won’t make any sense! [via William Ted]

URGENT ASSISTANCE – FROM USA

IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED
HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL

From: George Walker Bush
202.456.1414 / 202.456.1111
Fax: 202.456.2461

Dear Sir / Madam,

I Am George Walker Bush, Son Of The Former President Of The United States Of America George Herbert Walker Bush, And Currently Serving As President Of The United States Of America. This Letter Might Surprise You Because We Have Not Met Neither In Person Nor By Correspondence. I Came To Know Of You In My Search For A Reliable And Reputable Person To Handle A Very Confidential Business Transaction, Which Involves The Transfer Of A Huge Sum Of Money To An Account Requiring Maximum Confidence.