Category: Amuse Me

Sure, I enjoy the great DaVinci’s Notebook classics like “The Irish Drinking Song” (We’ll throw up, pass out, wake up and go drinking once again…) and “Internet Porn”, but I was thrilled beyond belief to discover they actually have a song about your favorite eating utensil and mine … the SPORK! Ah, good things. Good things. I think the Spork Posse has a theme song, at least until someone writes one just for us.

By the way, know what happens when you’re 34 floors up and the city is covered in fog? You can’t see a thing and you feel like you’re stuck inside a cloud! What happened to my view? I want my view back!

Love Bridget Jones’ Diary? Love Lord of the Rings? Well now you can have the best of both worlds thanks to The Very Secret Diaries by Cassandra Claire. Thank goodness they put that warning on the page – they saved my monitor from some serious spray! Read them in the order they are listed on the page, otherwise the jokes that span across them won’t make any sense! [via William Ted]

URGENT ASSISTANCE – FROM USA

IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED
HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL

From: George Walker Bush
202.456.1414 / 202.456.1111
Fax: 202.456.2461

Dear Sir / Madam,

I Am George Walker Bush, Son Of The Former President Of The United States Of America George Herbert Walker Bush, And Currently Serving As President Of The United States Of America. This Letter Might Surprise You Because We Have Not Met Neither In Person Nor By Correspondence. I Came To Know Of You In My Search For A Reliable And Reputable Person To Handle A Very Confidential Business Transaction, Which Involves The Transfer Of A Huge Sum Of Money To An Account Requiring Maximum Confidence.

Blogwhore 2: The Revenge of the Blogwhore … let the games begin!

What is Blogwhore, you ask? Well, it’s this crazy little web game. Think of it as an online Survivor where you must shamelessly beg to win challenges, allowing you to progress in the game. Ah, who am I kidding? The truth is, the crazy judges (including me) just manipulate the poor little contestants and make them perform and do things simply for our amusement. All in the name of being a Blogwhore. Yes, it’s a very honorable title, one I wear with pride!

I decided it was time to color my hair again. Thanks to L’Oréal, I could pick out the shade I wanted to use, make sure I was getting the right line of products and so much more. A quick trip to the store and I now have L’Oreal Preference 6A on my head, in a wonderful no-drip formula that kept it off of the floor as I walked out here to the computer.

I can’t help but wonder every time I color my hair WHY on earth they only have helplines open Monday – Friday from 9am – 7pm EST. I honestly believe there isn’t a single person in this country that colors their own hair during those hours. Normally you dive in to stuff like this at 10pm at night, or on a Sunday, or some other off the wall time. You don’t do it during normal business hours. Shouldn’t they just offer help from 7pm to 9am? Overnight assistance with your color treatment? I really think that would make more sense, but they would probably have to dramatically increase the staff in their call centers because the call volume would increase so much!