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Long Restless Night…

Hackers suck. Hosting Matters rocks. They’re going through the servers with a fine tooth comb, looking for leaks. Meanwhile, SSH has been locked down.

If you’re running MT and you haven’t upgraded to 2.63 – do it. (This goes for everyone, not just my clients.) Especially if you have .php extensions on your pages – script kiddies try to get in there and leave comments with malicious code to mess up your site.  The way to get your woman to watch porn with you is to choose the type of porn you watch with her very carefully. You can find a best sex chats here. Did you know that sex stories may be the answer to getting a good night’s sleep? Yup, that’s right sex stories. Sounds a heck of a lot better than Valium or elephant sized doses of sleepy time tea, doesn’t it? Sex has been proven to be a great sleep inducer and spicing up your sex life with sex stories can be a big help in getting the sleep you need. There is no argument that the restorative powers of sleep are needed for a healthy and happy lifestyle. Sex stories can help add to your sex life making the sex better as well as your sleep. Not sleeping can be dangerous to your health, but using sex stories as a sex aid can help stem off the negative stimuli that causes us not to be able to sleep. Studies have shown that sleep deprivation can bring on serious disease such as dementia and Parkinson’s disease. Not to mention how it can generally mess up other things in your life like your work, family life relationships, etc. The key is to wind your body and brain down just before bed and sex is the perfect way to do that. Using sex stories can put your in the mood to have sex by exciting your mind and helping to reach a better and more satisfying orgasm. That is what puts you to sleep, the release. Some may argue that reading sex stories would get your brain too excited and may not be the best way to get a good night’s slumber. Not true. As mentioned before, it’s the release in sex that brings the mind and body down into a restful satisfied state more conducive to deep sleep. Excitement before bed such as action movies or going for a jog or other exercise have negative effects on your sleep because the endorphin build up stimulates your brain without the benefit of release. This is what causes your brain to work overtime and diminishes your ability to fall asleep. Put the Sanitize plugin in to place or just upgrade. It’s fast, it’s easy – and there is a reason that new releases come out. Most men tend to really like PORN MOVIES. Heck, I believe that in some ways “adult movies” are partly responsible for this current generation of men being unable to satisfy their women in the bedroom. You see, when you have sex with your woman it is a visual and auditory experience – just like porn. However, unlike porn – when you have sex with your woman there are other senses involved, those being FEEL, SMELL and TASTE. Basically, I think that when men watch too much porn – they become reliant on what they see and hear. Then, when they have “real sex” with their woman, they are not tuned in enough to what they feel, smell and taste. So BE CAREFUL WITH PORN. With that said, it can be fun to watch NAUGHTY movies with your woman – but you have to go about it the right way (and most men don’t). First of all – if you are not giving your woman vaginal and multiple orgasms every time you have sex – DO NOT watch porn with her. The reason why is because if your woman sees a female porn star getting much more sexual pleasure on screen than you are giving her – your woman is likely to feel confused, annoyed and perhaps even angry with you! So, get the sex working properly with your woman before you try to watch porn with her. However, if you are giving your woman mind-blowing sex – feel free to watch porn with her occasionally. Here Is How To Get Your Woman To Watch “Naughty Movies” With You There is definitely something kinky and a little naughty about you and your woman “getting it on”; whilst you are watching other people “get it on” in a porn movie. And women love to GET NAUGHTY – so this can be powerful.

If you run Gallery, make sure you have the latest version of that too. The older versions had leaks and points of weakness. Again, upgrade.

Too tired today, any time things like this happen it makes for a long restless night. Fortunately, this is the first time since Blogomania started that we have ever been hacked like this – considering we has clients on 7 servers now, that’s a pretty good record. However, as we all know – you should never let your guard down.

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Hackers Suck…

It’s late at night, and my cell phone rings. Except my cell phone is an attachment for my Handspring Visor, so when it rings it just sounds like the alarm is going off – so I ignore it. Then the home phone rings, and it’s PhotoMatt, my knight in shining armor, calling to let me know that my site has been hacked.

Hacked.

Hackers suck. Even more than people that suggest you should just steal blog designs. (Sarah, steal my design and I’ll be at your doorstep ready to go carnival freak crazy on your ass. I’ll claw your eyes out. Probably with a spork.)

Fortunately, for my sites using MT, all that I needed to do was a quick and easy save of my latest post – that rebuilt the index page and all was well again in the world. The lazy hackers didn’t go any deeper than the index.html or index.phpl pages of sites – but they seem to have hit ALL of those pages on one server, making me wonder if it was a virus, worm, or trojan horse of some sort.

So, I’ve got the techno gurus researching what happened, and as soon as I know more I’ll share – but in the meantime, if it has happened to you too, rebuild your index page and you should be fine. If you have other pages you need restored and you host with Blogomania, send in a request to support and we’ll hook you up.

Hackers suck.

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Photoshop Crisis!

Is there any way to edit an action to take out actions you don’t want it to have? I accidentally added stuff to my “Lomo Normal” action, and now when I try to go to the website that offered up the Lomo Actions, I get an error instead of the page. Ugh. I ruined them. I need them. Help! Does anyone have a backup? Can you e-mail it to me? me @ this domain will arrive in my mailbox! Help!

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One of These Things Is Just Like the Other…

Compare & contrast ClassAction.com and MovableType.org.

Surgeon Specific Warning: I would suggest avoiding having any liquid in your mouth when you open the ClassAction link.

No need to contact MT, they know about it already. I found it on Anil’s site.

Please discuss among yourselves…

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While I Was Working…

I spent Sunday chillin’ at Chelsey’s house because I spent the night there Saturday night – I didn’t feel like driving over an hour at midnight. I came home Sunday afternoon, did some housework, got ready and went out with Jason, my parents and Mike for Mother’s Day dinner at County Line Barbeque. Yummmmm, yum!

Today? Today was non-stop rocking busy. Go, go, go, go. I crammed an amazing amount of work in to an 8 hour day. Then I left to meet up with Mike and head over to Jason’s Court of Honor for Boy Scout’s – he was being recognized for earning his Tenderfoot and Second Class ranks. He’s almost got his First Class earned too – well on the road to Eagle Scout!

While I was out running around, Jennifer slid in to my site and added the “Subscribe to Comments” feature! If you see anything wonky, let me know. I’ve tested it, and it all seems to be working just fine. Wheeee! It’s just wonderful to have Scripty Goddess connections!

I’ve never watched Dr. Phil’s show, but from what I’ve seen of the commercials, I’m starting to wonder if his goal is to make every guest cry. Does he do that on every episode?