I am an Addict After All…

Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP.

I told Kymberlie about this during the summer, but then I couldn’t find the article. I wasn’t a PHP user at the time, but it was still funny as could be. This was my favorite classic line: “A teacher overheard him say that he was using PHP, and as part of our Zero-Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately suspended. No questions asked,” said Principal Clyde Thurlow. “We’re not quite sure what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or maybe a new designer drug like GHB.” Uh, yeah. Right. I sure hope I don’t get busted, a user of PHP and all… (Thanks to Jay for the link.)

By Christine

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