The buy my ex-wife’s wedding dress auction amused me so much that I had to check out the page one last time before heading to bed. The auction has ended, with the final bidder getting the dress for $3,850.00.
I loved his final update on the dress. Ebay let him access the post again to comment on it one final time. In case you didn’t get to see it, I copied it here. (The rest of it is below.)
Because of the high profile of this item, I am changing the listing to Pre-Approved Bidders Only. To be pre-approved, please contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org and include “Serious Bidder” in the subject line of the email and I will return your email to pre-approve your bidding on the auction. Thank you for your interest.
Woooooooohoooooo! What a wild ride! The emails are coming faster than the hits. And now personal appearances. First Star94 radio in Atlanta, then King5 in Seattle,now the Today Show with that I-used-to-be-a-fat-weatherman-but-now-I-am-as-skinny-as-Regis-but-twice-as-funny Al “I will turn this car around” Roker. It is amazing; all this media hype. Hey, Al! Any relation to Roxy?
EBay has graciously allowed me to update this page once more. So I will keep it brief.
This one guy emailed me and said, “Hey, bud. What part of Texas do you live?”
Uh… Well, sir, I am from Seattle. Uh, Seattle, Texas. Right next to AreYouAFreakingMoron, Texas, which is a hop, skip and jump from IWasEducatedByGeorgeBush, Texas. Thanks for asking, neighbor.
We have a website coming that everyone can check out. It will be up soon.
Please only bid if you are serious. Or really, really hot.