I’m sitting at #2 for the search results for both of these and I’m not sure which one amuses me more. And for the record, I didn’t search for either one myself – they showed up in my stats. Get your mind out of the gutter!
To make up for my slip in watching cheesy movies earlier, I must direct you to one of my personal favorite sites online … The Mighty Geek. Feel free to enjoy the Geekman often. (Sorry, it’s not 16pt. font and it isn’t red … but it’s there and that’s what matters most.)