All of the problems in the Old Testament (you know, plagues, people being smited, all that stuff) was due to God Not Owning a Mac. It’s a good thing that Jesus made the switch. (There are more good Switch parody ads here.) [via Monoki.]
Surgeon Specific Warning: Do not have any liquid in your mouth when viewing the above referenced link. If you should choose to do so, it is at your own risk.
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OMG! That is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. I spewed my water all over my keyboard!
Teehee! I’m sorry – I should have included the “Surgeon Specific” warning not to have any liquid in your mouth when you viewed it! Isn’t that just hysterical???
okay, I have to tell you my lost contact story:
While in high school, I lived in a small log cabin out in the woods. It was pretty grubby, and I had this ugly green carpet on the floor. One night, I was removing one of my lenses–the old hard kind–and it flew out of my eye and into obliviion. I spent the rest of the night and the next day looking for it, but I couldn’t find it. I finally called my parents to request a replacement.
A day or so later, I decided clean and sweep my cabin. I swept up a pile of dirt, and was getting ready to sweep it out of the front door when I decided to check the debris pile. There I found my lens. A little washing and in it went in again.
sorry … I posted to the wrong entry. You can fix it if you want.
We’re sorry. This reader can no longer access your blog as she has spewed iced tea all over her monitor. 😉
*snicker* Jesus has a Mac
You know those commercials with people talking about how they’ve switched to a Mac? I don’t think this one has been on tv, but it should be. First rule: do not drink anything while viewing. Second rule: think happy thoughts…
Latest Switch-ad parody: Jesus Christ
Man, even Christ is using Macs these days… Jesus Switch Ad Found via One Girl’s Life who snatched it from Christine….