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Mystery Solved…

All of the problems in the Old Testament (you know, plagues, people being smited, all that stuff) was due to God Not Owning a Mac. It’s a good thing that Jesus made the switch. (There are more good Switch parody ads here.) [via Monoki.]

Surgeon Specific Warning: Do not have any liquid in your mouth when viewing the above referenced link. If you should choose to do so, it is at your own risk.

By Christine

Christine is an Avenger of Sexiness. Her Superpower is helping Hot Mamas grow their Confidence by rediscovering their Beauty. She lives in the Heights in Houston, Texas, works as a boudoir photographer, and writes about running a Business of Awesome. In her spare time, she loves to knit, especially when she travels. She & her husband Mike have a food blog at Spoon & Knife.

7 replies on “Mystery Solved…”

okay, I have to tell you my lost contact story:

While in high school, I lived in a small log cabin out in the woods. It was pretty grubby, and I had this ugly green carpet on the floor. One night, I was removing one of my lenses–the old hard kind–and it flew out of my eye and into obliviion. I spent the rest of the night and the next day looking for it, but I couldn’t find it. I finally called my parents to request a replacement.

A day or so later, I decided clean and sweep my cabin. I swept up a pile of dirt, and was getting ready to sweep it out of the front door when I decided to check the debris pile. There I found my lens. A little washing and in it went in again.

*snicker* Jesus has a Mac
You know those commercials with people talking about how they’ve switched to a Mac? I don’t think this one has been on tv, but it should be. First rule: do not drink anything while viewing. Second rule: think happy thoughts…

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