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Back to School…

Jason started 6th grade this morning. I’m still not quite sure what to think of this. I remember being in 6th grade. Sure, it was 1980 – but I still remember details from it. I can’t believe he’s old enough to be in 6th grade now…

On the way to school this morning, he said “I wonder if Bill made it in to 5th grade now.” I asked him what he meant. He said, “Well, Bill was held back in 4th grade whilst the rest of us moved on to 5th grade last year.” Whilst? Whilst? I actually had to ask him if he really said “whilst”. He’s reading “The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe” again right now, and it must be in the book. Whilst is not a word that comes up in your usual every day conversation.

He’s growing up so fast…

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Uhm, Thanks?

I just got a spam e-mail with the subject line of “You have been depressed lately!” Uhm, thanks? Do you really think telling me that – with an exclamation point no less – is going to excite me and make me want to buy the junk you’re selling? No. Bye-bye spam.

There is only one thing that would make surfing the WiFi at Starbucks better, and that is if there were footrests at these comfy squishy chairs. That would be a Good Thing(tm).

Speaking of Good Things(tm) – or rather not good things – Martha Stewart Living stock (or was it profits?) are down 86%. Not surprising, but what a change…

I didn’t buy anything at Starbucks because I’m using the WiFi. A guy just walked in with a burger and a coke. Maybe it’s just me, but isn’t that odd? Would you bring outside food here and not buy anything here to go with it? Maybe he works here though and is on his lunch break. Damn, that burger smells good.

Reminds me … I’m kicking the Weight Watchers thing in to high gear again. Points, points and more points. (Or no points, however you want to look at it.) I’m still going to the gym too, but need to do both. I know what I need to do, I have my inspiration people out there, now I just have to do it.

Mmmm… WiFi is a good thing.

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Sultan of Chic…

There is a part of me that wants to see “Gigli” just for the pure it’s so bad it hurts factor. Fortunately, thanks to George I can wait to see it on HBO – he has summed it up in a fantastic blow-by-blow post. Oh yes, it can’t get any worse than this.

I think that “I’m the sultan of chic, the ruler of cool.” is going to be my line for the rest of the day.

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Teeny Plastic Lenses in my Eyes…

I didn’t bother to mention it two weeks ago on July 26, but I went and got contacts again. I got my first pair of contacts in 7th or 8th grade. My parents were worried that I might tear them or lose them, but I never did. I lost one once, when it literally jumped out of my eye, and we had to go buy a new one. When we got home, the old one was laying on the carpet, glistening in the sun. We put it in the case and rehydrated it, and the store took the one we had just bought back. I was in college by the next time I lost one. I have torn one before too, maybe twice, but that’s it. I’ve had good luck with contacts.

Two years ago to the day, July 26, 2001, I had an eye exam and decided to get new glasses along with new contacts. I picked out the spunky black frames that you see in the photos of me on this site. I loved them, and I rarely wore my contacts. I think I wore them two or three times, but not often, and I got used to wearing glasses.

Two years of wearing glasses non-stop, and it was an odd transition to return to contacts. I had to go through the build-up schedule again, where you wear them 4 hours one day, then six hours, then eight, then a full day. I didn’t have any problems though, and in a way it has been liberating to wear them again. I have a full field of vision, no fuzzy areas beyond the frames. I can wear sunglasses again when I am outside.

But it seems that I am not alone in my real reason for getting contacts. It was so I could use the regular camera (my SLR) easily while I was in Boston. There is nothing more annoying then to have to take your glasses off every time you want to take a photo. And trust me, I take a lot of photos. Now I can look through the viewfinder without my glasses getting in the way, and that makes me very happy.

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Mystery Solved…

All of the problems in the Old Testament (you know, plagues, people being smited, all that stuff) was due to God Not Owning a Mac. It’s a good thing that Jesus made the switch. (There are more good Switch parody ads here.) [via Monoki.]

Surgeon Specific Warning: Do not have any liquid in your mouth when viewing the above referenced link. If you should choose to do so, it is at your own risk.