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Amuse Me

Crossing Over to the Dark Side…

The Dark Side Switch Commercial finally clarifies for me how Anakin ended up switching to the Dark Side! [via Kymberlie who found it at Marmalade]

Speaking of Kymberlie and “The Dark Side”, she loves to torture me while I’m trying to work. She is so mean. She had me laughing so hard I couldn’t stop. Big meanie! I was having a dyslexic day today, and so I was saying what I was thinking instead of what I meant to say. It should have gone like this: “Thank you for calling (company)! This is Christine”. Instead I said “This won’t be Christine” because I was thinking to myself that I needed to tell the client “I won’t be on the conference call this afternoon” – so I almost said it, midway through my greeting. Oops!

Now I keep getting the “This won’t be…” jokes. Ha ha ha, gang. Just keep it up. I know your home phone numbers and I’ll give them to the PITA clients if you don’t watch it! (No, I wouldn’t really do that. I would just say “Dance Bitch! Dance!”)

I’m so glad I can amuse my co-workers…

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Media Consumption

Uhmmm… Matt?

I don’t normally watch the Today show in the morning, but I’ve caught it a few times recently. I can’t help but wonder every time I see Matt Lauer, “Dude?! What’s up with your hair?!?” Matt is normally pretty good looking – what’s up with the buzz hair? Is there something I’m missing out on here?

Speaking of Today, I just discovered that someone found my site using Google while searching for “christine michele morning show“. Hey, Michele! Do you think it’s a sign that we need our own show? Can you see it now? Interesting news, sarcastic wit and boobies, all the time! We’d knock that Katie Couric chick off the map!

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Amuse Me

Calling All Minions…

Have you got your very own copy of the minion calendar ™ that Solonor has so generously created? No? Well – what are you waiting for? Happy Minioning!

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Amuse Me

Fluffy Milk Pillows and All That…

Robyn’s birthday is coming up, and one of her wishes is for Statia to make a return trip to Florida. If you missed the fun & excitement on the webcam from Todd’s birthday party, trust me. You don’t want to miss out on this. So don’t you want to donate to the Boobies for Florida fund? You can do your part to make Robyn’s birthday special – and I hear that if Statia gets that first class ticket then we will all be in for a real treat!

If you would prefer to send your money to me, I’d be happy to join the Florida birthday bash too! Just let me know and I’ll hook you up with my PayPal information! Just kidding! Send it to Statia – she’s got entertaining things planned for us all!

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Geek Love

Down for the Count…

Fired up the laptop last night so I could check my e-mail and things like that. I was able to download my e-mail, but from there I wasn’t going anywhere. My WiFi card can’t see the network. Aaauuughhh! Reboot? Nope, that didn’t fix it either. Maybe if I kick the router and the cable modem? Nope. The laptop recognizes that the card is there – but it can’t see the router or the Internet at all. So I decided to buy a new wireless router, I did some research and found best wireless router reviews 2018 – buyer’s guide, they lay out all the pros and cons for me to pick the right one for my needs. Tested all sorts of things – and the router definitely works (the perk of having a guest with a wireless laptop that could test things for me.)

So, anyone know where I can buy a new card that’s reliable but inexpensive? I prefer to go to a store instead of ordering online – I don’t want to wait for shipping. Any brands out there that I should avoid? Any horror stories I should know about?