Category: Amuse Me

I like to imagine that when I’m not home, my cats are acting just like this Bad-Ass Cat and his friends. Minus the cigarettes. [via Camworld]

Men often complain that women never tell them what they want when it comes to sex, which I personally don’t agree with. Most women, if they are wise, will either tell you or guide you. Watch for the context clues, because you can bet they are there. Meanwhile, you can always study this list to see where you are missing the mark. Or if the man in your life is missing the hints, maybe you should print this out and leave it somewhere for him?

However, please do not follow the advice on #5. If you ask her over and over if you have found it, she might just slap you. And you probably deserve it. When you find it, you will know. On the other hand, the advice on #3 (and lots of the others) is really, really good. It’s the little things that often mean the most. Thanks, now get your tongue out of my ear. [via Ryland]

Oh, and by the way – before anyone asks, I didn’t post this list because of any negative personal experiences I have had in my past. It was actually Ryland’s take on it that cracked me up. That said, anything that didn’t make the list that should have? Or that you think you have even better advice for?

I was really amused as I read the Google Corporate Information page. I mean, just check out the “Lobby Décor” section – “…and live projection of current search queries from around the world.” So the next time YOU do a search on Google, someone at headquarters could be watching it on a wall! The whole thing just screams “Dot.com Days Gone By” to me though – exercise balls, lava lamps … it’s amazing to me that Google didn’t jinx itself right out of existence! [via Matt]

I have the theme song from Spiderman stuck in my head now, playing over & over. Spiderman … where are you coming from? Spiderman … nobody knows who you are… Someone, please – make it stop! Really, it’s all Mike’s fault. That’s what happens when he plays Spiderman out on the balcony, over a lake in Holland…

One of my biggest pet peeves is the fact that they never tell you a song title or the artist when you’re listening to the radio. Sure, sure, they complain that CD sales are down because we’re all downloading them off of Kazaa – but I do that in my desperate search to figure out who is singing the song normally! Nothing is worse then buying a CD and finding out it’s the wrong group or the song you wanted isn ‘t on it.

Well, now you can find out what that snappy tune you heard on the radio was online! If you know which station it was on and what time it was at, you can look it up at Yes.net! How is that for cool? (I’ll probably still check things out on Kazaa before I buy the CD though…) [via Todd]