They say that beer gives you good body, but I always thought they meant your hair. You know, bouncy, beautiful, full of body hair. Now There’s Beer to Wash Away Your Troubles and you can find out what it does to your body too! A German brewery has developed a brew you can wash with. “The beer cloaks bathers in a delicate aroma of malt.” Mmmm… just what I’ve always wanted! [via VieuxBandit]
Here in Texas, we don’t just arrest women for having 17 sex toys in her car, we also arrest store employees for selling adult comic books to adults! Yes, a Dallas store manager was arrested for selling an adult oriented, sex story, comic book to an undercover cop. He was convicted and appealled the verdict twice, but his appeal was refused. You can read more here. Yes, in this state, anything is possible! [via Promo]
I should add that I don’t personally think that comics are just for kids, but the second I read about this that was the first thing that popped in to my mind. Blame it on seeing too many Trix commercials when I was growing up!
As if the woman being arrested for having 17 sex toys in her car wasn’t enough, also found today is the news is the scientist that burned his penis with his laptop (ouch!) and the Crotchless Panties of Doom and the end of tasteful humanity as we know it. What the heck happened to this woman’s hips? She looks absolutely deformed. [blame Jay for these links.]
Let me see if I have this right. We have strip clubs every mile in Houston – some of them being all nude clubs even – and yet this woman was arrested when the police found 17 sex toys in her car during a DUI traffic stop. Because, you know… having sex toys in your car is much more serious than driving under the influence… [via Blogdex]
Thanks to her panhandling, it seems that Karyn is finally out of debt. Now you can send your money to more worthy causes like:
:: Helping Rannie get a larger place (online). He’s hosting with me at Blogomania, by the way – like a lot of other cool people out there…
:: Helping out the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation now that Statia has her ticket to Florida for her boobies.
:: Or how about a PenCam for Promo? The one he has featured on his site is just like mine, and I love it! So he should have one too.
Any other campaigns we should know about? Now that Karyn doesn’t need that money, it’s time to spread the love! [via Rannie]
