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It’s Time to Have that Talk Again…

First, you need to read this article, “It’s Never Too Late to Be a Virgin” (NY Times, get a free subscription) to appreciate the full scope of what I’m about to say. But my rant will probably clue you in if you don’t read it, so let me begin…

:: Sex makes babies. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. If you’re not married, don’t know the guy or girl well enough to say that you even love them, then you probably shouldn’t be having sex. I know, I know … it’s fun and all that, but do you want to have a kiddo with the person? Ok. Then don’t have sex. (And if you have sex and get pregnant, please respect life enough to not throw your baby in the trash. Please.)
:: If you ignore what I just said and have sex, suddenly abstaining from it 3 months before your wedding day does NOT make you a virgin again. No. It might make you a bit horny, but you’re not a virgin. Definitely not if you are living with the guy. When I read Ms. Ratliff’s comment of how she is doing it to “help clear her conscience about having strayed from the expectations that her church and family hold about premarital sex” I considered hunting her down so I could bitch-slap her in person.
:: Add to that her direct quote, “The closer you get to the wedding, and you’re looking for a preacher and a church, you start to feel guilty,” she said of no longer being a virgin.” NO SHIT. This is why they beat it in to our heads from an early age that you should WAIT until you are married.
:: Take your “second virginity” crap and smoke it. It’s not happening. You’re living with the guy. You’re sleeping with him, although I am reassured and I think you are so much more pure because you won’t sleep naked now or take showers with him. What a joke.
:: Then there is Ms. Burgess who says, “The holding out makes you feel like you’ve been a good girl.” Oh, so in other words it makes it easier for you to justify all the years of naughty behavior? Yeah, ok. Whatever. See above comment on load of crap.
:: “The horse is already out of the gate. You’re either a virgin, or you’re not.” Yeah! Exactly! That was what I was trying to say!

I could go on and on and on about this article, but I’ll spare you. I am not trying to be a hypocrite here. I will not lie – I was not a virgin when I got married. I had moments when I regretted that too – not so much then as now. And if you want to live with someone, have sex, whatever – that’s YOUR call. Whatever, your choices that you have to live with. But please don’t feed me this fluffy bullshit about how if you abstain for 3 months then you’ve had a second virginity. Please. I’m too old to be buying in to that crap. (Have I used the word crap enough in this post yet?) So, what do you think? Can you ever be a virgin… again? [via Donna]

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Tell Me It Isn’t True…

Please Robyn, queen of all good and juicy star gossip, please tell me that the evil rumor I heard on the news earlier that J. Ho might marry Ben Affleck isn’t true. I mean, that’s a joke – right? Say it isn’t so!

Yo! J. Ho! Get your hands off of Ben!

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Just Hold Me…

Seems that they have discovered the Scientific Secret of Cuddling. “Human skin has a special network of nerves that stimulate a pleasurable response to stroking.” Not only does it feel good, but it feels good for a reason. Any volunteers? [via Gaby407, which has a link to Pixelog. Can anyone interpret that for me?]

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I See You…

Oh my goodness. My head is just spinning with all of the stuff in the news lately. Citizen Corps with a slogan of “Learn more and join today!” Operation TIPS telling me that I should spy on my neighbors. “The program will involve the millions of American workers who, in the daily course of their work, are in a unique position to see potentially unusual or suspicious activity in public places.”

“These workers will use their common sense and knowledge of their work environment to identify suspicious or unusual activity.” Oh, yes, I see this plan working really well. Common sense? What might look suspicious to you might just be perfectly normal. Do you really want the government breathing down your back about everything you do? Isn’t this completely against the basic principles this country was founded on?

What is next? We’re going to start handing out armbands to those that we are suspicious of? We’re going to start to see the SS on every streetcorner? WHY do I get the feeling more and more every day that we are living in Nazi Germany back in 1938 or so? This is all so … wrong. Someone, please, make it stop.

Have I mentioned lately how much Duhbya gets on my nerves? Now he’s gone beyond that. Now he’s truly scaring me.

Go read what Jhames has to say about this. And thanks to Michele for directing me to his post with her SPORK award.

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Very Patriotic…

I have to admit it – I have a limit to how much patriotism I can handle. But this photograph of a 6.5 acre flag made of flowers taken by satellite is COOL. [via Jish]