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MSN in the Can…

Hanging out at a concert and need to go to the bathroom? Want to check your e-mail while you’re there or surf your favorite blogs? Microsoft has announced their latest offering – the iLoo!

The iLoo being developed by the MSN division of Microsoft (MSFT) in Britain is a standard portable toilet — a loo to the English — with a wireless keyboard and extending, height-adjustable plasma screen in front of the seat.

For those people waiting in line, their will be waterproof displays where you can check your Hotmail account. Maybe it’s just me, but I think that some shit really shouldn’t ever be developed. Pardon the pun…

Of course, I first read about this on the little Captivate screen in my elevator, so I guess I’m just a few steps away from the information overload level, am I not?

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Not Bad-Ass Enough…

I have no idea how I missed this before, but I find it freakin’ hysterical that the Former Iraqi information officer can’t get arrested. He’s tried to surrender to U.S. forces in Baghdad, but we’ve turned him away. So now he’s living on his aunt’s house. [via Geoffrey]

If that’s not classic news, I don’t know what is.

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Legislate the Bedroom Too…

Feel the need to beat your head on the wall? Then read Sen. Rick Santorum’s comments on homosexuality in an AP interview. I thought the man was slightly whacked at first. Then I got to this:

It all comes from, I would argue, this right to privacy that doesn’t exist in my opinion in the United States Constitution, this right that was created, it was created in Griswold — Griswold was the contraceptive case — and abortion. And now we’re just extending it out. And the further you extend it out, the more you — this freedom actually intervenes and affects the family. You say, well, it’s my individual freedom. Yes, but it destroys the basic unit of our society because it condones behavior that’s antithetical to strong, healthy families. Whether it’s polygamy, whether it’s adultery, where it’s sodomy, all of those things, are antithetical to a healthy, stable, traditional family.

Sen. Santorum, may I introduce you to a copy of the Old Testament? You know, where the Ten Commandments are established? Yeah… polygamy was a big thing back in the day. Sure, it’s not your normal every day family in today’s society, but it was pretty normal 2000 years ago, and even more recently, around the globe.

Dude, we have come a long ways from the days of the Old Testament. What happens in my bedroom is my business. The government has better things to be doing with their time. Whether or not I take birth control, NOT your business.

The idea is that the state doesn’t have rights to limit individuals’ wants and passions. I disagree with that. I think we absolutely have rights because there are consequences to letting people live out whatever wants or passions they desire. And we’re seeing it in our society.

Oh. Dear. Lord.

Someone, please … tell me this interview was a joke. It’s something that was just copied from The Onion, right? Because I really, really, really hope that our society is not coming to this point…

[via Ugga Bugga]

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Who is the Slowest of them All?

According to an article at MSNBC, Houston is the #1 city most likely to procrastinate on their taxes. I’m proud to say that I added to that statistic by waiting until today to file mine. No point in rushing to send it off if you owe them money! [via Jewdez]

Kudos to the IRS for having a fast and stable server finally. I was able to get in, get out, and get on my way. That is always a good thing.

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Sooooo Busted!

Remember the blackmailing Army Chaplain? Dude, he is like sooooo busted for his little Pool dip offered in return for baptism. Because really – bribery is the best way to bring people to God! [via Zuly]