Courtesy of bears-cave.com, use two words to describe the items listed:
Your home: Constant Cleaning
Your car: Silver Dirt
Your job: Insane Asylum
Your S.O.: Nowhere Man
Your Family: Precious Jewels
Your Friends: Sprite Throwers
The Internet: Always On
Television: Too Much
Books: Tall Stack
Today: Good Times
[via Moveable Beast]